Bold, rich, and as powerful as a gunslinger’s stare, the Deadeye Dark Cowboy Blackout Coffee Shake is a treat built for those who like their coffee strong and indulgent. This thick and creamy shake starts with a shot of Deadeye Dark espresso, brewed strong to bring out the deep, smoky notes of its Italian roast blend.
Blended with dark chocolate ice cream, milk, and a drizzle of maple syrup, this shake delivers a smooth, velvety texture with a kick of bold coffee intensity. A touch of vanilla rounds out the flavors, creating a perfectly balanced fusion of bittersweet espresso and rich, chocolatey decadence.
Topped with whipped cream, a dusting of cocoa, and chocolate shavings, this shake is part dessert, part fuel for the trail. Whether you need to cool off after a long ride or power through the afternoon, the Deadeye Dark Cowboy Blackout Coffee Shake is the ultimate way to indulge while staying sharp.
Deadeye Dark Cowboy Blackout Coffee Shake: The Drink That Woke Up the West
Now, out on the wild frontier, a cowboy’s worst enemy ain’t always bandits or bad weather—it’s pure exhaustion. And no one knew that better than Boone “Midnight” McGraw, a cattle driver so tough he once stayed awake for five days straight on nothing but stubbornness and black coffee.
But one summer, even Midnight Boone met his match.
The Sleepiest Cowboy in the West
It was branding season at the Double R Ranch, and Boone had been working round the clock, keeping the herd in check. For six days straight, he rode from dawn ‘til dusk, herded strays, fought off rustlers, and barely had time to blink, let alone sleep.
By the seventh morning, he was done for. His legs wobbled, his vision blurred, and he nearly mistook his horse for a saloon chair. He was so tired, in fact, that when a bull charged at him, he just stared at it and muttered, "Well, that’s unfortunate."
A Drink Stronger Than Exhaustion
Lucky for Boone, Miss Clara, the ranch cook, wasn’t about to let him collapse before the work was done. She stomped into the bunkhouse, her apron flapping, and said, "Ain’t no man gonna sleep through branding season on my watch!"
She grabbed the biggest tin cup in the kitchen and brewed up a shot of Deadeye Dark espresso, bold as a gunslinger’s stare. Then she scooped two hefty servings of dark chocolate ice cream into a tall glass, poured in the espresso, a splash of milk, and a swirl of maple syrup.
For the finishing touch, she blended the whole thing together ‘til it was thick as fresh churned butter and topped it with whipped cream and a dusting of cocoa.
"Drink this," she said, shoving the glass into Boone’s hands. "And if you don’t wake up, we’ll go ahead and start diggin’ your grave."
The Coffee That Kicked Like a Mule
Boone took one sip… then another… then chugged the whole thing down like a cowboy who’d just crossed the desert.
The second that Deadeye Dark Cowboy Blackout Coffee Shake hit his stomach, something shifted. His legs steadied, his back straightened, and his eyes snapped open like saloon doors in a gunfight.
He was awake.
Not just awake—he was reborn.
Boone stormed out of the bunkhouse, lasso in one hand, branding iron in the other, and got to work. He wrangled cattle twice as fast, outlasted every other ranch hand, and by sundown, the herd was settled, the work was done, and Boone was still standing.
The rest of the crew? Dead asleep around the campfire.
A Legend—and a Drink—Was Born
From that day on, the ranch hands swore by the Deadeye Dark Cowboy Blackout Coffee Shake. Any cowboy who needed to push through the longest, toughest days made sure to have one ready—because if it could bring Midnight Boone back from the brink, there wasn’t a man alive it couldn’t wake up.
So next time you’re feelin’ like the trail is too long, the work is too hard, and your energy’s runnin’ on empty, grab yourself a Deadeye Dark Cowboy Blackout Coffee Shake.
Because if Midnight Boone could outrun exhaustion with just one sip, so can you. 🤠☕🍫🔥
